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Red Lobster Biscuits

Yea, I know you. You saw that soup yesterday and thought “Huss. What are those biscuits?  Why didn’t you blog that?!? I don’t have time for you to tease me with such carbohydrates.”

I hear you.  I would say the same thing about you if the blogs were turned.  How dare you taunt me with this so-called wonderful soup when clearly an even better biscuit is perched delicately on the side of that damn soup bowl. (I am mesmerized by balance, yes. I think it’s because I have none.)

You are going to be even more upset when you realize exactly what those biscuits are.  I know some of you thought it.

“NOOOOH, it couldn’t be.  Those CANNOT be red lobster biscuits. Sweet Martha Stewart, are those red lobster biscuits?!?”

Child, yeas. Yeas they are red lobster biscuits.  You no longer have to be ashamed to go to red lobster only to eat cheddar biscuits.  You can have them at home. Any day. All of the days. All of the times.  All of the biscuits.

I accept payments in the form of balance lessons and biscuits.

eh, screw the lessons. Just the biscuits. all of them.

Red Lobster Biscuits

By Whitney, February 8, 2012

Red Lobster Biscuits

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Ingredients:

Instructions:

Preheat oven to 400 degrees.  In a large bowl, mix together flour, baking powder, baking soda, cheddar cheese, old bay seasoning and garlic powder.  Add in milk, and stir until combined. Using an ice cream scoop, place dough the baking sheet. Bake for 12 minutes, or until biscuits are golden brown.  Melt the butter and mix with the oregano and garlic salt.  Brush the cooked biscuits with the seasoned butter.

Tell your work pants I’m sorry!

Love,

Whit

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Whitney is the Founder of Whit's Amuse Bouche, a nationally recognized food and humor blog. When she's not in the kitchen, you can find her with a glass of california cabernet in one hand and a hot glue gun in the other. She prefers sweat pants to real ones. View all posts by Whitney →

6 Responses to Red Lobster Biscuits

  1. I just found your blog today and now I’ve got a list of recipes to try a mile long… I can’t decide whether to thank you or cry at the future state of my kitchen.

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