Monthly Archives: September 2011

Useful life equations.

It’s cooler outside. This means 2 things. 1) It’s baking season. 2) pants are tight. Pants become especially tight when you decide to make anything with peanut butter and chocolate. It’s science. Peanut Butter + Chocolate = tight pants. Why my algebra teacher never told me that, I can never be sure.  Just another example... read more →

Cravings.

I got something for all you pregnant chicks out there.  You know what I’m talking about.  You girls with crazy cravings.  Baby in your belly or not, you eat some weird business. While I might not be pregnant (dang.) I feel you.  I want to be able to eat a gallon of ice cream and not... read more →

Super Foods.

I have this theory about super foods. It’s not what you think. I know it sounds all “vitamins, healthy, energy.” but that is not my idea of a super food.  My idea of a super food is one that can be made into a babillion things. Like eggs.  Anything. Fried, baked, poached, boiled, added to... read more →

Wisdom from Cindy.

There is this story I tell my friends.  It’s about my mother’s wisdom.   You all remember the great stories of my mother, right? See, not long ago, I had a big life decision to make with 2 great opportunities and my mother, kind and gorgeous soul that she is gave me some advice that I... read more →

Blamages

I don’t know about you, but when I think of beer, I think of baseball games. And when I think of baseball games, clearly, I think of brats and mustard. Don’t you? You think of beer and just a good time comes to mind? Am I the only one that thinks of beer and it’s blatantly obvious... read more →

The Prada of Potatoes.

I have theory about my body weight. One third of it comes from potatoes. I can directly attribute one third of my entire body to potatoes. Sounds like a lot whit, isn’t like, 99% of your body water? NOPE, not mine. it’s potatoes. Starchy, carby potates. French-like. And since I can say, without a doubt... read more →

Great idea, honey.

Do you live with a man?  The only reason I ask this, is well, if you do, I understand. They think they run the show right? “Head of the house – me tarzan, you jane – i provide, you gather – hell no we aren’t watching design star, where is American Ninja Warrior saved?” I... read more →