Monthly Archives: June 2011

Through the Years

If you had asked me 8 years ago, where I would be today, I would have never in a million years guessed what was to happen. I wouldn’t know my best friend would ask me to marry him, and I would say yes. I wouldn’t know we’d be living in Denver, I wouldn’t know how... read more →

For you skinny people.

Every now and then I have to make something for cooking class and I decide we will have some healthy options. Not everyone lives their lives in total abandon like Brian and I do. But I encourage you to come over to the “Sure, just a little” side of life. It’s great. We don’t eat... read more →

Lazy Susan.

I hear a lot of complaints. The things you make are unreasonable.  How is the average person supposed to have time to cook like that? Well, I am sorry, lazy susan, I didn’t realize this here was a blog to teach lazy people how to get up and walk to the kitchen. Really. By no... read more →

Salted Caramel Cupcakes

Sometimes, I can get a little salty. As in, no, you absolutely may not wear brown when I wear black. Clearly, we need to wear the same color wheel. Or sometimes, I can be sweet. Sure I will make you a 12 layer cake, darlin’. Hardly ever am I both.  The same goes for cooking,... read more →

Screw you, Sadlad.

When you’ve had so many sadlads you think your eyes are turning from blue to green, it’s time to rethink what’s goin on here. Whoo, Sadlad, healthy, so great for you. Bravo. Sadlads, are so sad. You know what’s not sad? Pizza.  Pizza is never sad. It never leaves you hungry or wanting more. It... read more →

Stop fooling yourself

I have this thing I do, I sit and think about how to make something better.  I wanted to make lemon cake, right, but oh boo lemon cake, that is so last summer and a little boring. What is something completely asinine? What can I do to this cake? I sit for a long time,... read more →

Bridal Blackout.

These are my confessions. I fell off the normal person wagon and onto the Bride wagon.  I decided it was time to have a bridal glow and do a juice cleanse.  So I researched it, order the best of the best, and had it overnighted to my door.  I lined it up in obssessive compulsive rows, and i packed it... read more →