If God were a biscuit…

by Whit on March 17, 2011

Sweet Southern Sally. Oh, baby Jesus! I just created God’s gift. No, it’s not salvation, it’s very clearly, a buttermilk biscuit.

Get your head on straight, this here is a food blog!  The only salvation you’ll find here comes from red wine and carbohydrates wrapped in butter sticks.  Yes siree.  A biscuit so moist, flaky and fragrant, it could only be a gift from above.

Because to me, a buttermilk biscuit sets the stage for endless flavor profile possibilities. And you bet your tail if I am putting something into a biscuit, it’s probably going to be cheese.

Please fasten your apron straps, and prepare for your eyes to roll back in your head.

Brie and Sage Buttermilk Biscuits

4 cups all-purpose flour
4 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
12 tablespoons cold unsalted butter, cut into small pieces
1 1/2 cups cold buttermilk
1/4 cup heavy cream
Coarsely ground black pepper, for sprinkling
Coarse salt, for sprinkling
1/4 lb of brie, wax removed and cut into chunks
4 tablespoons fresh sage, chopped  all rustic like

Preheat oven to 450 degrees F.

Combine flour, baking powder, baking soda and salt in a bowl. Stir well to mix ingredients.

Scatter the diced butter over the top of the flour mixture and cut with two knives, a pastry cutter, or very quickly to avoid melting  the butter, your hands.

Add the buttermilk, sage, and brie and mix just until the dough comes together.   Scrape the dough onto a lightly floured counter. Pat the dough into a rectangle about 3/4-inch thick. Use a round cutter to make as many biscuits as the dough allows, gathering the scraps and reforming.

It should make about 10 biscuits.

Place the biscuits on a baking sheet, brush with heavy cream and sprinkle with coarse salt and black pepper.

Bake the biscuits for 20 minutes or until lightly golden brown.

Cool on a rack, or serve them up hot and fresh from the oven!

Clearly, with butter.

And clearly, you’re welcome.

Love,

Whit

{ 17 comments… read them below or add one }

Hester aka The Chef Doc March 18, 2011 at 12:41 am

Yes, thank you! Absolute beautifulness, my dear!

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Whit March 18, 2011 at 10:09 pm

Thanks, Hester!

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Sarah Jayne March 18, 2011 at 9:34 am

uhhhhhh….I DIE!!!!! These look SOOOOOO good!

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Whit March 18, 2011 at 10:11 pm

hahahahha thanks Sarah Jane!

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carly March 18, 2011 at 1:09 pm

woah, i saw these gorgeous morsels over on Tastespotting, and i think i drooled a little!! i would never have thought to put brie and sage in a biscuit =) me thinks i may have to try these and SOON!

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Whit March 18, 2011 at 10:10 pm

Totally do it Carly, I took these into work and they were gone in no time, such a great variation to the standard!

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Karen March 18, 2011 at 5:47 pm

I just found your blog, and fell over laughing…if the rest of your posts are anything like this one, I’m a fan for life!

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Whit March 18, 2011 at 10:10 pm

BAHAHH whelp karen I pretty much always talk like this, and actually tone it down for the blog – lol – you should hear how redonk it gets in person!

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julia March 18, 2011 at 9:02 pm

Heaven isn’t made of pillowy marshmallow clouds, it’s made of brie and sage biscuits. Freaking fantastic idea!

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Whit March 18, 2011 at 10:11 pm

Julie, you are so right. Heaven IS made of biscuits!!!

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ADNK March 19, 2011 at 7:40 pm

Dear Lord in Heaven. . .
I had weight loss surgery and can literally only eat a few ounces a day. This will be Wednesday.

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Deborah Dowd March 19, 2011 at 8:53 pm

These biscuits look and sound amazing-there is nothing better than a cloud-like buttermilk biscuit, except maybe one with brie!

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sarah March 20, 2011 at 6:34 pm

Oh I am so sold on these! Ah-mazing!

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blogbytina! April 3, 2011 at 5:02 pm

i will eat this

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Susan May 14, 2011 at 4:39 pm

I do believe you have hit the mother lode!!!!

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Fay Burns September 17, 2011 at 8:07 am

I actually whimpered with desire as I read this recipe and drooled over the pictures of these biscuits. I’m going to have to figure out how to convince my husband that we NEED to buy brie and sage at the store. Oh my goodness.. I’m happy just thinking about these!

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Ruby Rose November 9, 2011 at 5:07 pm

ahhh this is the most amazing thing ever! If I could eat one thing forever it would be cheese, and if I could eat one cheese it would be Brie. Whit your blog is amazing and hilarious! Love it

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